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PostSubject: Jokes and other miscellaneous stuff that may or may not make you smile or laugh.   Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:11 am

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Kansas Jayhawk. She asks her students to raise their hands if they're Jayhawks too. Not really knowing what a Jayhawk is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Jayhawk." "Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?" "Why I'm a Missouri Tiger," boasts the little girl. The teacher is perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a rebel. "Well, my mom and dad are Tigers, so I'm a Tiger too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Jayhawk."
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and other miscellaneous stuff that may or may not make you smile or laugh.   Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:12 am

Laughing So Aggie jokes are adaptable to other conferences.... (or vice versa). Good to know. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and other miscellaneous stuff that may or may not make you smile or laugh.   Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:16 am

My mom sent this one to me the other day

A little boy was with his dad looking at a litter of kittens. Upon returning home, the little boy could not wait to tell his mother that there were 2 girl kittens and 2 boy kittens.


"How do you know?" asked his mother.


The boy replied, "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath. I think it's printed on the bottom." What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and other miscellaneous stuff that may or may not make you smile or laugh.   Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:28 am

LOOKING FOR WORK

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut out a man's testicles, we put them into another man, and in six weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person, we put it into another person's head, and in four weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person, we put it into another person's chest, and in two weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us. In the USA we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls. We made him President of the United States, and now the whole country is looking for work!
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